Melboy Posted September 4, 2012 Report Share Posted September 4, 2012 Breaking News! A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 outside London and nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped all the Members of Parliament and they're asking for a £100 million ransom! Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks. "Roughly a gallon." ( You can see I have the highest respect for my Government politicians. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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