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Doug is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and his two sons are at his bedside.

He asks for a camcorder and two witnesses to be present.

When all is ready he begins to speak.

My son Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.

My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over on the East End.

My son Jamie, I want you to take the office's over in the City Centre.

Sarah, my dear wife, you take all the residential buildings along the river.

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realise his

Extensive holdings and as Doug slips away the nurse says to his wife....

"Mrs Smith, your husband must have been such a hard working man to

Have accumulated all of this property."

Sarah replies.....property ????? The old fart had a paper round!

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Very good RL  :D

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