Richlist Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Doug is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and his two sons are at his bedside. He asks for a camcorder and two witnesses to be present. When all is ready he begins to speak. My son Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses. My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over on the East End. My son Jamie, I want you to take the office's over in the City Centre. Sarah, my dear wife, you take all the residential buildings along the river. The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realise his Extensive holdings and as Doug slips away the nurse says to his wife.... "Mrs Smith, your husband must have been such a hard working man to Have accumulated all of this property." Sarah replies.....property ????? The old fart had a paper round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melboy Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Very good RL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Richlist Posted August 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 I don't seem to be having a problem posting on this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbut Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 Seems ok here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acura Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 Working here too. Funny joke RL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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